Revealed: The late Saddam Hussein prayed to toilets
Saddam Hussein the former Dictator of Iraq who died and went to hell, is revealed to have not really been a Muslim as he pretended to be, but he in fact prayed to toilets. Saddam Hussein believed that...
View ArticleOsama Bin Laden wears a dress
When Osama Bin Laden is in his cave in an attempt to have a good time, he wears a dress as well as lipstick in an effort to dress himself up like a woman. Osama Bin Laden lets only the highest ranking...
View ArticleRevealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars
How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the...
View ArticleRevealed: Obama was a bank robber
Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would...
View ArticleCasey Anthony plans to leave USA
Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA. Casey first applied for...
View ArticleSecret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to...
View ArticleObama plans to build a moat around The White House
Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America. His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages....
View ArticleTeen girl wants her parents to punish her
A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong. She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give...
View ArticleArizona becomes 1st state to ban Islam
The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam. One legislator who's name is being kept secret commented "bombs were being...
View ArticleRevealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election
Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of...
View ArticleRevealed: The sacred stone at Mecca is satan's poop
When King Solomon's temple was destroyed by the Babylonians in circa 587 or 586 B.C. a strange thing happened in Mecca. At the time of the destruction of King Solomon's temple, satan decided to...
View ArticleObama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox
Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve. Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is...
View ArticleMuslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope
The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope. However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a...
View ArticlePrince George is a cat
It is revealed that Prince George the newborn of Prince William and Duchess Kate happens to be an adorable kitty cat. Cat lovers of Britain rejoice at the fact that someday a kitty cat will sit on the...
View ArticleThe White House toilets have stank since 2009
A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains...
View ArticleObama arrested in Russia
Obama decided to make a trip to Russia, in an attempt to beg President Putin to ease off on The Ukraine. When Obama landed in Moscow, he was greeted by agents of the Federal Security Service, who...
View ArticleSecret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to...
View ArticleObama plans to build a moat around The White House
Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America. His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages....
View ArticleTeen girl wants her parents to punish her
A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong. She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give...
View ArticleArizona becomes 1st state to ban Islam
The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam. One legislator who's name is being kept secret commented "bombs were being...
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